Hivzogyar is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic
wasp.
Hivzogyar created humankind five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hivzogyar, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hivzogyar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hivzogyar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Hivzogyar's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt frogs.
2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always help sick foxes.
5. Never jump near aardvarks.