Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable chicken.

Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat, she will remove you from existence.

Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bastcumpinmablakdudhogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.