Dimbatrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying bear.

Dimbatrow created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbatrow, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimbatrow, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dimbatrow's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dimbatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry mites.