Benhantap Duss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, impressive naga.

Benhantap Duss created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benhantap Duss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benhantap Duss, she will turn you into a plant.

Benhantap Duss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Benhantap Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.

2. Benhantap Duss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not eat lentils.