Fabraglop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage cobra.

Fabraglop created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabraglop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabraglop, it will turn you into a frog.

Fabraglop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fabraglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Run away if six sheep approach from the south.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.