Yamhomfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful hydra.

Yamhomfeb created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhomfeb, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamhomfeb, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yamhomfeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yamhomfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never eat beans.