Ladripcit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented elephant.

Ladripcit created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladripcit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladripcit, she will laugh at you.

Ladripcit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ladripcit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.