Yartbugstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful horse.

Yartbugstan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbugstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartbugstan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yartbugstan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yartbugstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Yartbugstan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sit in the presence of otters.