Flabfidleg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring lizard.

Flabfidleg created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfidleg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabfidleg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flabfidleg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flabfidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. You must pray to Flabfidleg three times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Flabfidleg loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Flabfidleg loves turtles, so they must be respected.