Gupyimnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident spider.

Gupyimnurl created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupyimnurl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupyimnurl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gupyimnurl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gupyimnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.