Gupyimnurl is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, confident
spider.
Gupyimnurl created Asia four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gupyimnurl, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Gupyimnurl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Gupyimnurl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Gupyimnurl's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
2. Do not hurt otters.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Respect your elders.