Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving fly.

Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bugsidmipwotbegmeg Handinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never talk about gravity.