Xemdadcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xemdadcuss created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemdadcuss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xemdadcuss, he will come to you in dreams.

Xemdadcuss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Xemdadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.