Xemdadcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Xemdadcuss created a charm quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemdadcuss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Xemdadcuss, he will come to you in dreams.
Xemdadcuss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Xemdadcuss' Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not cook food in pots.