Dimhimpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful frog.

Dimhimpid created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimhimpid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimhimpid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dimhimpid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dimhimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dimhimpid.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Dimhimpid must be the most important thing in your life.
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