Jenlarpvig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident frog.

Jenlarpvig created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jenlarpvig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenlarpvig, he will turn you into a worm.

Jenlarpvig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Jenlarpvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Jenlarpvig's name in vain.

5. Jenlarpvig loves sharks, so they must be respected.