Jabmegwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awesome porpoise.

Jabmegwat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmegwat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabmegwat, she will be very unhappy.

Jabmegwat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jabmegwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.