Gembellgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil unicorn.

Gembellgep created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Gembellgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gembellgep, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gembellgep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gembellgep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Gembellgep nine times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed limes to swans while wearing magenta coats.

5. Never paint your face white.