Cudvedton is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet jellyfish.

Cudvedton created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudvedton, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudvedton, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cudvedton's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudvedton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about comets.