Tettilunyam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair dingo.

Tettilunyam created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Tettilunyam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tettilunyam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tettilunyam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tettilunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never feed gooseberries to porpoises while wearing brown rings.

4. Never run in the presence of sharks.

5. Never talk about gravity.