Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome gnu.

Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell, he will remove you from existence.

Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cemdavrawfidtunkinwap Kiplitbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

3. Never laugh near tapirs.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.