Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving cow.

Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pagcussbotcidmegmanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the south.