Sadnakmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest deer.

Sadnakmid created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadnakmid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadnakmid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sadnakmid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sadnakmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never paint your legs brown.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.