Funrillbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing bird.

Funrillbeg created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funrillbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Funrillbeg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Funrillbeg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Funrillbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about hamsters.