Bopdudbun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet seal.

Bopdudbun created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopdudbun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopdudbun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bopdudbun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bopdudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Retreat if seven bats approach from the south.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopdudbun.

5. Never think about galaxies.