Kenwodjop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane crow.

Kenwodjop created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenwodjop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kenwodjop, it will turn you into a rat.

Kenwodjop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kenwodjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never paint your chest pink.