Cipyathap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust ferret.

Cipyathap created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipyathap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipyathap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cipyathap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cipyathap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipyathap.