Narlgoflitwit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil lobster.

Narlgoflitwit created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlgoflitwit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlgoflitwit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Narlgoflitwit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narlgoflitwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Narlgoflitwit on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Narlgoflitwit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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