Larnjignullflag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish slug.

Larnjignullflag created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnjignullflag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larnjignullflag, it will turn you into a duck.

Larnjignullflag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Larnjignullflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Larnjignullflag on top of all buildings.
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