Nelvabpon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody pigeon.

Nelvabpon created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nelvabpon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelvabpon, she will turn you into a duck.

Nelvabpon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nelvabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.