Fosstoffom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental armadillo.

Fosstoffom created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fosstoffom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fosstoffom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fosstoffom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fosstoffom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Always obey Fosstoffom's priests.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.