Vancetsit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise snake.

Vancetsit created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vancetsit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vancetsit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vancetsit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vancetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.