Geptailsig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, moody alligator.

Geptailsig created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptailsig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Geptailsig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Geptailsig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Geptailsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Always help horses.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.