Yarhonlop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome lizard.

Yarhonlop created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhonlop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarhonlop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yarhonlop's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yarhonlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. You must love Yarhonlop.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Yarhonlop's priests.