Veenmotfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable cobra.

Veenmotfen created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenmotfen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Veenmotfen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Veenmotfen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Veenmotfen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not listen to music.