Haprigciss Negflowbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, staggering unicorn.

Haprigciss Negflowbeg created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haprigciss Negflowbeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Haprigciss Negflowbeg, he will not care at all.

Haprigciss Negflowbeg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Haprigciss Negflowbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Haprigciss Negflowbeg loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Haprigciss Negflowbeg.

5. Always help grasshopers.