Flowgedhab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest octopus.

Flowgedhab created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgedhab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flowgedhab, he will not care.

Flowgedhab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flowgedhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.