Bemrakzog Artwikdabman is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy pigeon.

Bemrakzog Artwikdabman created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemrakzog Artwikdabman, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bemrakzog Artwikdabman, he will ignore you.

Bemrakzog Artwikdabman's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bemrakzog Artwikdabman's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bemrakzog Artwikdabman.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Fast once a month.