Botgidlad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy elephant.

Botgidlad created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botgidlad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botgidlad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Botgidlad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Botgidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not take Botgidlad's name in vain.