Dunnartonsasbumwab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast fairy.

Dunnartonsasbumwab created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Dunnartonsasbumwab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunnartonsasbumwab, it will be very sad.

Dunnartonsasbumwab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dunnartonsasbumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. You must pray to Dunnartonsasbumwab six times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.