Vedflatdim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous hummingbird.

Vedflatdim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedflatdim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vedflatdim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vedflatdim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Vedflatdim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedflatdim.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Hide from red sheep for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must never eat wheat.