Didcadkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered goblin.

Didcadkan created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didcadkan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didcadkan, it will not invite you to parties.

Didcadkan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Didcadkan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Didcadkan.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if seven voles approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.