Nurlnadmit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind jaguar.

Nurlnadmit created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlnadmit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlnadmit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurlnadmit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurlnadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Nurlnadmit on top of important buildings.