Hogmipvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent hydra.

Hogmipvog created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Hogmipvog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hogmipvog, she will come to you in dreams.

Hogmipvog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hogmipvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.