Wanvadnill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited wombat.

Wanvadnill created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanvadnill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wanvadnill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanvadnill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wanvadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Wanvadnill on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.