Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell, he will turn you into a rat.

Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Likkanbop Arnnartpogfarnwigmonbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never write about black holes.