Yograglargleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane bird.

Yograglargleg created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yograglargleg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yograglargleg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yograglargleg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yograglargleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not take Yograglargleg's name in vain.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat green fruit.