Natdusslig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful lizard.

Natdusslig created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdusslig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Natdusslig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natdusslig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Natdusslig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Worship no other gods but Natdusslig.

3. Put Natdusslig first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.