Poprakshav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless pig.

Poprakshav created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Poprakshav, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Poprakshav, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Poprakshav's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Poprakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs cyan.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.