Guphivlag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking dryad.

Guphivlag created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guphivlag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Guphivlag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Guphivlag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Guphivlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Run away from orange badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Guphivlag's priests.