Dimgidfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil sheep.

Dimgidfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgidfoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimgidfoss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dimgidfoss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dimgidfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your face.