Gigdissban is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable bee.

Gigdissban created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdissban, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gigdissban, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gigdissban's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gigdissban's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigdissban.